Blessed are the feet of those who...take care of lots of kids

All you Hot Mamas, I need some advice.

Yes, advice.

As I think I have made abundantly clear - my beauty regimen is quite limited.  Ok, that's an exaggeration.  It's more like non-existent.  Not that I don't want to be beautiful and spend lots of time to look fabulous, but it's just not in my schedule...and no, you Prima Donna's out there who will tell me to just wake up an hour early to get beautiful, that will not happen.  I am quite limited on sleep as it is, I refuse to sacrifice yet another hour of sleep so I can do a vigorous beauty routine.  Ain't gonna happen.

Ok, with that said - here's where I need advice.

My feet.  How gross, I know.  I think feet are generally quite disgusting, so excuse this less than appealing post.  But I need help.  My feet are just not on the beautiful side to start with, but I've accepted that.  Some people can be foot models and others, well, they should always wear tennis shoes only revealing their feet to the people who love them the most.  I would be the latter.

But my heels are hideous.  They are so dry and disgusting and even painful at times.  Definitely NOT Hot Mama material, FOR SURE.  I would post pictures, but since I value your readership I will not expose you to such horrors.

So, I need a remedy.  Not a four hour long remedy that includes a foot soak and a pedicure (because although that sounds lovely, let's be reasonable.  If I barely have time to brush my teeth...let's be realistic) but a solution that I can do and it will give me gorgeous feet...ok, back to reality, feet that I don't feel embarrassed to bare in public.

Help!  Suggestions please!!!